friend: “i can only bring one friend. wanna go?”
Client: I threw out that black pen, it was out of ink.
Me: What black pen?
Client: The one that was lying on your tablet.
Me: You threw out my $150 Wacom pen?
Client: I tried writing with it and it didn’t work. It must’ve been out of ink.
this almost made me cry
this is simultaenously the best and worst submission i’ve ever seen from Clients from Hell.
I feel ill
Anonymous: How do I stay body positive? I'm 5'2 and 173.5 lbs and I'm trying desperately to get down to 125 lbs but I'm not losing anything..I'm trying so hard..
Well I see some issues here….
Firstly, stop trying. Just friggin do it. When you cross a street you don’t try to cross a street, you just do it. Anyone who says “I tried to cross a street…” usually has a but tag along with the story such as “…but there was too much traffic.” or ”…but I froze up and didn’t make it”. If the goal means that much to you than you can’t try you just have to do. Hell even Yoda said “There is no try. Only do or not do”
Secondly, do yourself a favor and just aim to improve, don’t aim for that end goal just yet because then you’re going to see the goal as I need to lose 48.5 pounds… Aim to lose 8.5 pounds first, then 10, and 10 again and keep going on from there. Hell you might really like the way you look and feel at 135 lbs.
Also what are you doing to lose this weight? Are you just dieting? Are you only going to the gym twice a week? If you do workout what’s your schedule looking like?